For best results, use a computer.
This is good advice in general.
We make it look easy.
For your valiant efforts, and continued patronage:
we thank you, citizen.
make no mistakf, thid us fow ypur iwn gpod.
Giving up is easier than it looks, you know?
Giving up is harder than it looks, don't you see?
ripping at the seams
my pockets are for you
For best results, use a computer.
This is good advice in general.